I feel bad for my parents, they made one ugly ass spawn

chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

(Source: blandsexual, via distraction)

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via oliver-thetwist)

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

(via ttopless)

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

(via strawberryfieldsforjustadayortwo)

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen, via strawberryfieldsforjustadayortwo)

Who hurt you so much that you started to hate yourself?

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

(via distraction)

wanksclub:

i can’t be mad at any animal for more than 2 seconds

(Source: wanksclub, via classyinsideout)

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO
missjoselinehernandezbaby:

babeitsblitz:

tragik:

every night she rubs cream on my scars and tells me how handsome i am… i couldn’t ask for a better partner in life. you make me feel like the luckiest boi alive.
"Don’t take a good woman for granted. Someday, Someone will come along and appreciate what you didn’t"

Yessssssss

Awwwwwwwe
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