I feel bad for my parents, they made one ugly ass spawn
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
just the girly things
- forcing an earing through a closed piercing
- taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin
- human sacrifice
- homemade face masks
tips for college:
- no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
- dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
- dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom
- dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
i can’t be mad at any animal for more than 2 seconds